A light blooms ahead and you see Hal Maroney and he has an incredibly boring, contentless job. Unless, of course, you like pickaxes and rocks. And if you do, you're probably a geologist. Unfortunately for Hal, he wasn't even a geologist. He was... a miner. He enters the mine.
[[Shaft to nowhere| Go down the elevator shaft]]
[[Boss Gregorovic | See evil boss]]
[[Bold move |Turn off your light]]
The elevator shaft is dark and damp. As Hal descends, the lights on the elevator go out and he is plunged into darkness as his headlamp loses battery. Dumb Hal forgot to check the batteries. Again. Ho hum, another day. Suddenly, the elevator shakes and rattles. The door's hinges fall suddenly brake and the door plunges into the shaft hundreds of feet.
[[Step forward to check the door|Bridge of faith]]
[[Stay rooted where you are| Become a tree]]
[[Monkey monkey| Climb the tow rope above you]]
Gregorovic is in a foul mood. Someone forgot to bring the gas tanks up from the pit and they leaked, causing work to grind to a halt. He sees you enter and starts yelling.
[[Bold new world| Tell him to STFU]]
[[Stone Buddah| Listen patiently while humming Eye of the Tiger]]
[[Usain Bolt| High tail it the heck out of there]]
Hal switches his light off and laughs a little too loudly. 'This is not even that dark' he thinks as he walks forward, narrowly missing the empty elevator shaft. He continues walking, blind and passes his boss who- in a murderous rage- has decided to take a welding torch to the next person entering his room.
[[Hungry hippo| Go to the lunch spot (a big flat rock)]]
[[Horror film| Wait for a coworker to scare]]
[[Usain Bolt| Run forward as fast as possible]]
Hal steps once to check if the door is still in place. As he puts his hands out, he trips and falls out the door. He falls two feet and hit solid ground. Surprised, he realizes he is on the second level from the top.
[[Feel around like a blind man|Can't touch this]]
[[Screaming Eagle| Yell at the top of your lungs]]
[[Doodle Jump| Jump back for the elevator]]
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Hal feels the walls and there is a slimy feeling. He immediately removes his hands, but when he does, he trips backwards, and falls onto a slimey pile. It moves. He quickly gets up and runs away.
[[Beat it, Just beat it| Kick out]]
[[Run away at leg-brace shattering speed|RUN FORREST]]
[[Mutant Turtles| Touch the slime]]
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Hal runs as fast as his feet will carry him. He misses a stalagmite by mere inches as he runs. He still can't see and has no idea the pit vipers are slithering quickly behind him. He passes an rat den, swarming with the creatures. When the vipers come upon them, they do mighty battle. But Hal knows nothing. He runs and sees a light. He sees a coworker, busily hitting axes to rock.
[[Get em| Ask for help]]
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He turns, teeth missing and pickaxe raised. 'Oh, that way?' "Thanks" Hal says instead, running the way the axe head is pointing. Hal feels a wind as the axe barely misses his neck. The man stumbles after him, but tangles and falls, impaling himself. Hal sees none of it as he runs. A brighter light emerges and the opening of the tunnel appears.
[[GO| Keep running]]
As Hal runs, the mine rumbles. Apparently Gregorovic- the evil boss- had used his blow torch to light his cigarrete. The dummy didn't realize the gas had gotten so bad, it rose upward and ignited. Hal walks out the tunnel as it collapses. He turns around, feeling the vibrations, clueless.
Hmmmm, he thinks. What a weird day. I should probably tell Gregorovic about it later. Such an interesting day for such an uninteresting job.
FIN
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